I just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and noticed, to my astonishment, that I’m wearing someone else’s boobs. No really, these are not mine! I “know,” in the book sense of know, that pregnancy does some strange things to your body, including a big ol’ boost in the cleavage. I even “know” that I am up two bra sizes, but for some reason, I kept thinking that I didn’t look much bigger. Well, that illusion is now officially gone. I’ve always been less-than-well-endowed in that area, and now I have normal girl’s boobs! What a shocker!
Well, I guess now I know.