Friday, December 03, 2004

I Swear, Officer, I Didn’t Mean to Take These Boobs

I just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and noticed, to my astonishment, that I’m wearing someone else’s boobs. No really, these are not mine! I “know,” in the book sense of know, that pregnancy does some strange things to your body, including a big ol’ boost in the cleavage. I even “know” that I am up two bra sizes, but for some reason, I kept thinking that I didn’t look much bigger. Well, that illusion is now officially gone. I’ve always been less-than-well-endowed in that area, and now I have normal girl’s boobs! What a shocker!

Well, I guess now I know.

2 comments:

Abby said...

I have to say that this scares me.

As a well-endowed woman who hopes to have a baby in the next few years (looking forward to the sparkly first) I'm super-afraid of what the cleavage gods have in store for me.

Do you think it will go away? For those of us who want it to go away, of course.

dish said...

Abby,

I honestly don't know if everything goes back to normal after nursing- but I hope to find out someday! Stay tuned. And best wishes on getting your sparkly!