I thought you might enjoy a picture of what I look like with false eyelashes, stage makeup, big hair, and more sequins and glitter than should be allowed on a person at one time. This picture was actually taken at our show last fall, so I'm not sporting the baby belly. I have a belly shot at home that I'll post next week (home internet connection is run by very old hamsters).
Oh, and I don't really have a gaping hole where my right eye should be located. Photoshop seems to have randomly cropped it (I cut out my fellow chorus members who might not want their mugs on the internet).